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DIRTY KUMQUATS above a photograph of a googly eyed, tin foil hat wearing kumquat, standing in front of a conspiracy board.

DIRTY KUMQUATS are a photographic collection of unwashed genderless fruit. Each one is unique, posed for a photo, then discarded after being used.

Each piece is made by posing and photographing a real kumquat.

Created by MXLPCT

Dirty Foiled Kumquat - Photograph of a tinfoil hat wearing kumquat.

Dirty NYC Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat holed up in a big apple.

Dirty Comedian Kumquat - Photograph of duct tape over a kumquat. An homage to the work Comedian by Maurizio Cattelan.

Dirty Picky Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with toothpicks impaling a cherry tomato.

Dirty Bukkake Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat sitting in a bowl of Bukkake Udon Noodles.

Dirty Rotten Kumquat - Photograph of a rotten kumquat.

Dirty Gaped Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with a gaping hole on its bottom.

Dirty Wonton Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat that popped on a wonton.

Dirty Sacked Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in a resealable plastic sack.

Dirty Tossed Salad Kumquat - Photograph of kumquat that wound up in a tossed salad.

Dirty Canvassed Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat pressed onto canvas.

Dirty Mannequin Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat pushed onto a mannequin head.

Dirty Armored Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in aluminum armor.

Dirty Bulbed Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat after a lightbulb was pushed into the top of it.

Dirty Sardined Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat inside a can of sardines.

Dirty Cream Pied Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat after being attacked by multiple whipped cream pies.

Dirty Hung Salami Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat posed in front of hanging salami.

Dirty Corny Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in creamed corn.

Dirty Miso Horny Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with dried kumquat horns, bathing in a bowl of miso soup.

Dirty Tacky Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat with thumb tacks pushed into it.

Dirty Tea Bagged Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat inside a tea bag.

Dirty Taco Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in a hard shell Taco Bell beef taco.

Dirty Seedy Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in spilled blended eggplant seeds.

Dirty Skinned Kumquat - Photograph of a skinned kumquat.

Dirty Skulled Kumquat - Photograph of a kumquat in the mouth of a skull, under black lighting. The skull was sprayed in black light paint by OneGotBeats, creator of the Skull Hunters collection.

Dirty Kumquattery

A collection of kumquats in action.

Easter Kumquattery - Photograph of Dirty Armored Kumquats Trojan chocolate bunnying their way into a candy raid.

Squid Kumquattery - Photograph of a group of kumquats gripped by squid tentacles.

Beet Kumquattery - Photograph of a group of kumquats lost in a bunch of beets.

Questionable Kumquattery - This is definitely some sort of kumquattery; the sort of which is absolutely questionable.

not a quat

These are not kumquats or any other sort of quat.

Orange Chocolate Egg - This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of a miniature milk chocolate egg with an orange candy shell.

Orange Grape Tomato - This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of an orange grape tomato.

Brussels Sprout - This is obviously not a kumquat. This is a photograph of a Brussels sprout. Kumquats are orange. Brussels sprouts are green. Eat your vegetables.

Orange Pepper - This is not a kumquat. It is a photograph of an orange pepper. Kumquats are in the Rutaceae fruit family. Peppers are in the Capsicum fruit family.

Based Kumquattery

An eclectic collection of kumquattery.

Based Kumquattery - An eclectic collection of kumquattery.

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #1 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Photograph of various objects that was used for the: quat or not a quat? Handy Reference Guide

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #2 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Spot the Quat #1 - Unrevealed - 14 are not a quat. 1 is a quat. Which one?

Spot the Quat #1 - 14 are not a quat. 1 is a quat.

Spot the Quat #2 - Unrevealed - 42 are not a quat. 1 is a quat. Can you spot the quat?

Spot the Quat #2 - 42 are not a quat. 1 is a quat.

Cereal Kumquattery - Photograph of 28 kumquats soaking in milk.

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #2 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Quattoweenery - A photograph of Halloween kumquattery.

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #4 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Hairy Kumquattery - A photograph of 13 kumquats in too much kumquattery with a bunch of rambutans, the hairy fruit, for a red kabocha to squash.

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #5 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Quatfootery - A photograph of a kumquat on a foot disappointedly looking upward.

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #6 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Pumpkin Shorter Than Two Quats Standing A Quarter - Photograph of 2 kumquats standing a quarter upright next to a tiny pumpkin.

Bombquattery - Photograph of a kumquat trying to light the root of a red kabocha squash with a Zippo lighter.

Spot the Quat #3 - Unrevealed - 11 are not a quat. 1 is a quat. Can you spot the quat?

Spot the Quat #3 - 11 are not a quat. 1 is a quat.

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #7 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Spot the Quat #4 - 14 are not a quat. 1 is a quat. Can you spot the quat?

Spot the Quat #4 - 14 are not a quat. 1 is a quat.

Uncaptioned Kumquattery #8 - An uncaptioned image of some form of kumquattery.

Curious Kumquattery - Photograph of a kumquat sitting in coffee grounds with 3 grapes, while being curiously observed from above by another grape, a rambutan, 2 peanuts and 6 quail eggs.

Spot the Quat #5 - 11 are not a quat. 1 is a quat. Can you spot the quat?

Dirty Kumquats

For inquiries or order help contact:

mxlpct@dirtykumquats.com

368 Broadway Suite 515

New York, NY 10013

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